How to make a girl laugh: in VK, in correspondence, example of dialogue

Guys without experience of close communication with girls are racking their brains on how to earn their favor when meeting them. Even men who have girlfriends and lovers are perplexed by the question of how to behave in order to strengthen relationships without appearing vulgar and stupid in their eyes. Psychologists say that girls prefer cheerful men who have a sense of humor and know how to cheer up and create a good mood.

The ability to cheer a girl up is the key to success in winning a woman’s heart. The Internet has become an assistant in communicating with girls. Psychologists and experienced “heartthrobs” give recipes on the Internet to cheer up a girl and set her up for a romantic relationship.

Issues discussed in the material

Cheer up by correspondence

If you liked a girl on a dating site or VK, the problem arises of how to start an acquaintance by correspondence. A proven way to interest a girl, making her remember about herself - to cheer and please. Having decided to write to a stranger, go to her page on networks. Look at what is written on the wall, in the questionnaire, photos with comments. Once you've made your first impression, take action.

Remember successful techniques:

When getting to know each other, don’t act like a tough macho man by sending hackneyed phrases like: “Hi! Are you bored? Let’s chat” or “You’re cool, let’s get to know each other better.”
Arouse interest in yourself by flashing a cheerful emoticon.
Then leave a humorous comment on her page to intrigue her. Intrigue makes you want to know what to expect next from a stranger. If you like your sense of humor, your chosen one will respond in the chat.
After receiving the answer, continue the correspondence with a funny story that happened to you. You can retell in the chat a funny incident you read on the forum. Humor will prolong communication by endearing you to your interlocutor.
Use your chosen one's hobbies to strengthen your relationship. Let's say: he takes care of homeless animals, plays sports, loves to design clothes or dance. Send links to funny videos on a topic of interest. By cheering up your virtual friend, you are guaranteed to increase your rating.
The next step is to give a compliment. Write about beauty, wit, the desire to continue communicating with a wonderful interlocutor.

Strengthen the message with a picture of a bouquet of flowers, wishing for a meeting. Praise is a good start to setting up a date.

Don't be discouraged if you don't receive an answer right away. The stranger may be busy with urgent matters. The main thing is, don’t let us forget about your existence. After a pause, remind yourself with a funny picture or a funny home video. Next time, you find yourself at a moment when a girl needs male attention.

Elements of nonverbal psychology

Psychology gives effective advice on how to understand that a guy likes you by his behavior. There are many nonverbal indicators of obvious affection.

We offer a small test on how to understand if a guy likes you:

he begins to get interested in the same thing as you, and does it so that you can see it (for example, he begins to collect information on his VKontakte wall about your favorite musical group);
strives to correspond to your ideas about how a real man should look/dress/cut/behave (for example, if you said in a company that you like guys with a fashionable haircut, then the guy gets the same one for himself);
masters the same skills as you (for example, learning to skateboard if you are interested in this sport);
in your presence he refuses to make rude and vulgar jokes, even if it is customary to behave this way in his company;
tries to become useful to you (for example, finds and sends you links to materials for your essay).

If at least two of these signs of sympathy are present in his behavior, then everything is very simple to understand: he is secretly in love with you.

Look, eyes

Usually a girl knows how to tell by her eyes that a guy likes you.
Everything here is quite simple: every person strives to look at the object of desire as often as possible. The sight of a girl you like triggers a release of endorphins in the brain, which causes a response of pleasure. Therefore, a guy who likes you will involuntarily look at you more often than at other people.

How can you tell by looking that a guy likes you? Eye contact can happen in different ways:

the young man stares at you;
when you speak, he looks at your lips;
when he speaks, he looks into your eyes.

There is another simple way to understand by looking that a guy likes you. Sometimes shy young people begin to “play a staring contest”: with your peripheral vision you see that he is looking at you, but as soon as you turn your head in his direction, he quickly averts/lowers his eyes or turns away. Usually this is the only thing that gives a true hint that the guy likes you.

Gestures

There is one simple secret on how to understand by gestures that a guy likes you. Loud speech, as well as sharp and sweeping movements of a guy in the presence of a girl are manifestations of ancient instincts of procreation. Male primates, in order to attract the attention of a female, perform a kind of dance during mating games, moving sharply and actively.

For men, this also often works at the subconscious level. When you see that in your presence a guy begins to wave his arms, makes various somersaults, makes sudden movements, accidentally drops something, and his speech becomes louder, then everything can be understood without words. It is he who, at the instinctive level, is trying to attract your attention.

Poses

On a subconscious level, we always strive to hug and touch someone we like. If a guy likes a girl, you can tell by the position of his body.

The main signs of sympathy at the body level are:

the desire to reduce physical distance (the guy tries to get as close as possible);
standing or sitting next to you, the young man spreads his arms wide (for example, puts his straightened arm on the back of the sofa at the level of your neck);
during a conversation, the guy leans with one hand on the wall, blocking you.

All poses with arms outstretched make it clear that the guy on a subconscious level wants to hug you.

Cheer up a friend

If you have been communicating on the Internet for a long time with a classmate, fellow student, work colleague or virtual friend, it happens that you find yourself at a moment when the girl is sad. It is possible to save a friend from depression by cheering her up by correspondence. Do not write that you are unhappy with her despondency and do not insist on revealing the reason for her sadness. If she wants, she will tell you herself. Try to distract the girl from her worries with your actions.

Switch your friend's thoughts to a positive wave by asking her to answer a witty question that is important to you. Find funny questions on humorous sites in the “Questions” section. Avoid asking abstruse questions or using dark humor, which can aggravate the depression.
Have fun with a fresh joke. Knowing what caused the depression, avoid sending jokes that hint at the cause.
On a holiday or birthday, especially if it falls on a working day, please them with a postcard with a funny picture and a humorous poetic greeting.
If communication takes place constantly, send the girl 2 photos of yourself. One is a regular one, take the other with a webcam or a selfie, making a funny face. To be creative, put a jester's cap on your head and dress up in cool clothes. Write a comment under the photos: “discover 5 differences.”

Your resourcefulness, sense of humor, and creative thinking will become a lifeline for your friend from the surging wave of melancholy.

What to ask a guy in a text message and how to do it right

The reason for correspondence can be a like on a photo, a clash in an interest group, the presence of mutual acquaintances offline, and a thousand other reasons.
His “hello” may be expected, or it may be a pleasant surprise.

Whatever scenario turns into reality, you want not only to show your interest, but also to learn more about the interlocutor, to understand what kind of person is hiding behind the screen. How he laughs and gets angry, how real his photos are (or staged), why he even decided to start a virtual acquaintance...

But before you pour out a stream of questions on the guy, remember - on the Internet, as in real life, there are certain unspoken rules. And breaking them often means being left with nothing.

So remember:

no one likes intrusiveness that makes a person feel awkward and come up with the “correct” answers to the questions asked.

turn communication into an interrogation, because the points that interest you can be clarified not immediately, but over time in the process of correspondence; don’t try to be better, prettier, smarter, sexier, more original, etc. Uncharacteristic behavior, pompous phrases, photoshopped photos betray themselves as a lack of “soul” - and who would want to communicate with an ideal robot? Therefore, be yourself, don’t try to adapt to everyone you meet. After all, as you know, for every hunter there is his own beast; publish your own good quality photos on your profile, don’t hide behind pictures - such actions reveal a fake, with whom hardly anyone wants to communicate; write correctly. Of course, complex phrases taken from the pages of scientific works of the past will scare off even a fighter for the purity of speech, but the banal absence of spelling and grammatical errors will only work in your favor. And don’t hide your emotions under monosyllabic “aha”, “meh”, “ok”, write in such a way that a stranger sees you as a real interlocutor with his own opinion and outlook on life; end the conversation in such a way that the guy wants to continue the conversation.

Cheer on VK

If you find out that your loved one is worried, upset or sick, and you can’t meet to console her, use social networks. Let's name some tricks on how to cheer up your loved one on VKontakte:

Go to her VKontakte page, leave likes and humorous comments under pictures and videos;
Recall funny episodes and incidents from your shared leisure time by sending a photo collage with captured “happy moments” and a romantic comment;
Record a video declaration of love or heartfelt words of support;
Find funny home videos on the Internet with kids and animals unexpectedly finding themselves in funny situations;
Offer joint plans: where to go during vacation, go on a day off, how to have fun celebrating a birthday or upcoming holiday. Often girls switch from “painful” realities and give free rein to their imagination;
Send a beautiful song or favorite music with the comment: “this melody sounds in my soul, reminding me of you”;
Send a love poem of your own composition. Poetic lines written from the heart will make a pleasant impression on your beloved. If you are not a “master of the pen,” pick up lyric poems from the classics.
Please with a virtual gift. Having chosen a funny toy on the Internet, write a humorous comment under it: “let this elephant deal with your sadness” and send it. If you are at a loss for what to write under a gift, you can find suitable humorous phrases online.

With caring concern, let the girl know that she is loved, desired, and not alone in this “complicated world.” You are a reliable friend you can rely on. The beloved's joyless mood will soon be replaced by optimism and a positive attitude towards the world around her.

How to behave so that he falls in love?

To make a guy fall in love with you, you don't have to do anything special to get his attention. Enough:

be friendly, smile, don’t be silent, joke in company;
do not wear too much makeup, look natural;
not to be constrained, overly constrained, shy;
have your own interests, hobbies, hobbies - you should live your own interesting and rich life, and not be in the expectation that someone will find and love you;
show interest in the guy, his affairs and hobbies, try to understand his problems and sorrows, but do not overdo it.

Cheer up

Emotional girls are susceptible to mood swings under the influence of different life situations. Having noticed that your loved one has become sad or fallen into despair, take active action.

Only a person in a cheerful mood can lift the spirits of others. Follow humorous accounts on Instagram. Charge yourself with positivity and cheer up a girl you know in the morning via correspondence.

Several techniques will come in handy:

Wish her a good day and make her smile more often. Send a smiling emoticon or a cheerful picture with the words: “the sun in the window smiles at you with a sunny smile, illuminating the coming day with happiness”;
Send a video with an endless flower field, signing: “I give you all the flowers of the world”;
Send a picture or video with touchingly frolicking kittens, dogs, kids;
Write a short, funny SMS. Post “jokes” borrowed from social networks. Try to choose short jokes so as not to bore the girl with reading;
Don't forget about compliments that lift the spirits of the fair sex. Write: “Yesterday you looked stunning in a beautiful dress” or: “I can’t forget your beautiful eyes for a minute”;
Send a photo from a beauty contest with the comment: “hurry to meet me. Don't let them kidnap me”;

Write what funny stories happened to you, friends, and colleagues over the past day.

When thinking about what to write, consider what messages can ruin women’s mood:

Compliments with a hint of “weak points” such as: “you are such a delicious plump thing that I want to eat you”;
Jokes on her;
Letters with profane language that humiliates girls;
Stories containing dark humor;
Offers of sexual contact;
Stories about former lovers.

Dialogue example:

Vulgar attacks on a guy

29. I don’t know what you think about me, but I hope it’s something forbidden.

30. You're hotter than a sunburn.

31. Your lips wrinkled a little. Do you mind if I smooth them out?

32. I see a future in which you and I are together.

33. Do you mind if I kiss you right now?

34. I wanted to tell you that my lips won’t kiss themselves.

35. Sorry. But your shirt will have to come off. But you can stay.

36. This shirt looks really cool on you, just like me.

37. You make me melt like ice cream under the bright rays of the sun.

38. Your lips need a kiss. Let's not waste time.

39. Stop looking at me. I can get pregnant this way.

40. Do you want to become lucky? Come with me.

41. I love my bed, but I would like to be in yours.

42. Do you have room in your mouth for my tongue?

43. You were a bad boy. Quickly to my bedroom.

44. My hands are so cold. Can you put them in your pants to keep them warm?

45. Do you mind if I ask what your name is? I want to know whose name I'll be screaming tonight.

46. Your pants are so cool. Mind if I check the zipper?

47. Do you think we should check how our genes fit together?

48. I heard that the birth rate in the world is falling. Maybe we can fix this tonight?

49. I see your knees are free. Can I sit on them?

50. Maybe we should stop exchanging memes and get down to business.

51. Start posting notices about your disappearance. I'm going to lock you in my room for a long time.

52. You are like hot chocolate, and I am like marshmallows. You're hot and I want to be on top.

53. You got something on your face. Let me wipe it with my tongue.

Via SMS

You can show a girl that she means a lot in a guy’s life by writing a funny SMS that will warm your heart. This form of communication is effective even at the beginning of acquaintance. Frequent phone calls can distract you from important activities or make you tired. The girl will be able to read and re-read SMS at any time.

It is important not to write long poems; short messages are the path to success. The girl will smile after reading romantic joke phrases:

I can’t wait any longer, call me and I’ll fly at your first call;
You have stolen my heart, I demand your detention;
Promise not to laugh when you”!
I'm dying! Save me with your love!
In the morning, only the thought that in the evening I will drown in your eyes wakes me up;

The network operator writes: “If you do not answer this person’s number, we will disconnect.

Intriguing messages like:

Guess what surprise I will give you?;
I read a book in which the heroine is based on you. Should I read it?;
I asked about your horoscope. Do you know what awaits you?

Women are passionate about esotericism and fortune telling. SMS can bring a smile and curiosity:

I dreamed about you long before we met. I think it’s fate;
I am a mentalist - I read your thoughts from a distance;
I arrange furniture according to Feng Shui. Invite over.

When beautiful and witty phrases don’t come to mind, the Internet will help. Begin each message with the kind words your heart tells you.

The best beginnings of phrases to make fun of a guy

As you know, a simple but correct joke or prank has 2 main components:

the first part of the joke prepares the object for continuation;
and the second carries out the practical joke itself, which surprises and makes you laugh.

In a message to a guy, you can write any information, ranging from the most absurd to even frightening.

The most important thing is to come up with something in the correspondence so that your friend will feel bewildered and shocked, and only then suspect that he may be being played.

For example:

“You are a crazy psycho! ...
Bright, successful, determined and unpredictable! Stay the same ;).”

There are beginnings of phrases that are suitable for different types of continuations. They are universal, and therefore they are used very often.

Here are some of them:

№	Beginning of a phrase	Continuation
1.	Dear subscriber, thank you for using our services!	Burn down the MTS office and get a SIM card as a gift!
		For the “Phone sex” option, 500 rubles were withdrawn from your account.
		As part of the “Remember History” campaign, MTS is starting to send free materials from the 20th Congress of the CPSU. The cost of canceling the service is $20.
2.	I miss you, dear!	Sorry, wrong number.
		Vadik invited me to a restaurant, it’s a pity that you can’t come with us.
		There are so few nice guys in our cemetery.
3.	Attention! Promotion!	Second castration is free! Bring a friend. Your veterinary clinic.
		Call toll-free number 02, say the word “GARBAGE!” You will win a car ride, a massage and 15 days at a health resort!
		Our faculty offers two exams for the price of one. Hurry, the number of offers is limited.

Make a girl laugh

Humor, which causes laughter, makes communication fun and relaxed, bringing people closer together. Girls are emotional people who appreciate guys who know how to notice comical situations in life and tell funny jokes. It’s not difficult to make your loved one laugh when she reciprocates. Hearing from you a bad joke or an unfunny anecdote, your beloved will laugh. It’s more difficult to make a pretty stranger laugh, trying to win her affection. We'll tell you the best way to joke with girls by correspondence on the Internet.

Images

Funny pictures are the best way to cheer up girls and boys. The following cool images are suitable for sending:

animals in ridiculous situations;
jokes with the stars;
jokes with bright funny illustrations;
unusual jokes on men;
cute photos of little children;
jokes about Russian reality, the life of young people.
screenshots of correspondence between a guy and a girl.

On a note! Choose the topic for a cheerful message in correspondence carefully. If you don’t know the girl’s character and possible reaction to a harsh joke, you shouldn’t hint at excess weight or women’s shortcomings.

Good jokes

The ability to move from serious to jokes characterizes a man as a person with a broad outlook and self-confidence. Successful jokes for girls are smart jokes, not devoid of self-irony and deep meaning and creativity.

With a hint of a compliment. For example, write that in appearance or character she resembles a famous artist or “star” of show business;
Where events and life situations are presented with humor. An amateur video posted on the Internet can make a friend laugh to tears. When sending a link to VKontakte, refuse stories that are interpreted ambiguously: about stupid women or erotic content. Successful video clips include kids having fun with pets, funny behavior of birds, cats, dogs and pets, noticed by their owners;
With a dose of self-irony, when you ironically talk about your activities, failures or funny incidents from your life, friends and those gleaned from the Internet;

About life's paradoxes, which speak of breadth of outlook, erudition and inspire respect.

Men

All men... well, you get the idea. They are bad people, in a word. What should you do with bad people? That's right, you need to make fun of them, so that they know their place. Statuses with jokes about men!

1. Dear, you were worried that you would hurt me by leaving... And I was worried that you wouldn’t destroy my crystal chandelier with your horns!

2. A man must be decent and have character. And not with cheap show-offs, inflated self-esteem and a long tongue...

3. Everything is fine, he is already 18! Honestly.

4. Winter is coming, the birds will fly south, and the bunnies will change their fur coats... You need to ask your beloved “bunny” whether it’s me or the “bird”.

5. An ideal family is a sporty husband, a slender wife and a fat cat. And not when everything is mixed up.

6. Well, why does he call me every half hour? I said: “I’m going to the store for 5 minutes!”

7. The most useful thing in the house is a guilty husband.

8. It’s easy to be a girl - I played a little and got everything I wanted. It’s much more difficult for a man - you’ve been a little naughty, but in the evening you have nothing to eat!

9. The woman said - the woman did. And if a woman said it and didn’t do it, then the woman was joking!

10. Honey, do you remember when you went fishing? Your pike called and said it was with caviar...

11. The sound of fashion is the sound a man makes when looking at the price tag...

12. While the girl is not married, she can have fun as she pleases! And when she gets married, then her husband will also entertain her “any way”!

13. Take care of yourself - don’t look at your husband’s phone. Take care of your husband too. Put your phone away.

14. Only the military registration and enlistment office can accept a man as he is.

15. You will meet like this 20 years later someone you admired at 19 - and you will understand how wonderful it is that such a monster galloped past on a white horse!

16. I noticed that after refueling a car, only men shake a pistol... a reflex, probably.

17. The only creature that a lion is afraid of is his wife... That is, if you are afraid of your wife, then you are a lion!

18. Do you know what the stork does when he has done his job and brought the baby? He lies on the couch, watches TV, eats, drinks beer and plays tanks...

Bad jokes

Trying to show off your wit, remember how not to joke with a girl:

Don't try to make fun of her when you're not sure that she will understand and perceive your humor correctly. An offensive joke can alienate someone you know. Remove the joker from your circle of friends on VKontakte;
If she doesn’t speak slang, she won’t like jokes with slang words;
When meeting, avoid joking on sexual topics that smack of vulgarity;
Make fun of ex-lovers, their quirks, habits and shortcomings. A girl may have similar qualities. She will consider jokes a personal insult;
Don't laugh at tragic news events and people getting hurt. Your friend will perceive you as a callous and cruel person.

To communicate with women, stock up on a collection of jokes. Please note what jokes you should not tell to your chosen ones:

Vulgar, containing obscene words;
About women's stupidity;
About blondes (if she is a blonde), about brunettes, redheads, informal girls;

About fatties and ugly women, so that your friend cannot take the joke as an allusion to herself.

The Internet offers many examples of witty short stories on various topics. When joking with girls, do not forget about a sense of proportion and tact. Sometimes guys are not able to come up with a good joke or remember a funny anecdote, so they start making faces and making jokes on Skype, trying to make a girl laugh. This behavior has the opposite effect.

Financial success4

The best way to teach your ex-girlfriend a lesson is to show her your success. Change your job, learn a new profession that will bring you a good income.

If things go very well, buy a car and be sure to make sure your ex-lover finds out about it. Surely, you still have mutual friends with whom you can meet and brag about your achievements.

Pin up on VKontakte

To make sure the girl remembers you for a long time, use witty jokes. A comical “joke” or a few harmless “gags” contain intrigue. By hurting the young lady, the “jabs” make you think that your interest still needs to be earned. We’ll show you how to tease a girl on VK, so as not to overdo it with “creativity” and maintain decency.

“Fun” with a friend

If you have Photoshop skills, you can have fun “pinning” a girl on VK:

Take a photo where your friend looks flirty;
From the photo where you are with a friend, insert a girl instead of yourself;
Photo montage with the inscription: “stop flirting with my friend” - send it to her.

The friend will make excuses and call a friend. After waiting a pause, confess! Laugh together at the reaction caused by the joke.

“Fun” with a celebrity

Write a shocking message on behalf of a celebrity - pleasant, scary or absurd;
Click “send”.

The received message evokes a range of feelings: joy, bewilderment or shock. The thought of a letter written by a celebrity will temporarily occupy a girl's head. Then the girlfriend will get carried away with finding the culprit of the joke. Recognizing the authorship of the joke will raise the girl’s authority as a joker!

“Joke” with picture substitution

We recommend a friend with a sense of humor to make jokes with the substitution of pictures. Go to her VKontakte page, following the following steps:

Use your mouse to open the recording window;
Click “attach”
Select a photo from the list;
Click – “upload photo”;
Enter the name of a nice little photo in the window;
Click “open”, then “send”;
A girl, having received a nice photo, will respond with a comment:

“cute or cool”;

Using the “edit” button, change the picture to a piquant one, leaving the same comment.

It turns out funny, but the young lady is perplexed. If you’re offended, don’t apologize, considering the “kicking” harmless. Pretend like nothing happened. Show the girl confidence and no fear of losing her.

“Joke” – identification with another girl

This option uses banter, forcing the interlocutor to react to the attack received. For fun:

Find a photo of a group of girls in a sticky situation: fighting in a muddy puddle, stealing chocolates from a supermarket, dressed provocatively;
Upload it to your album, designate the funniest girl as your friend;
Place a photo on her VKontakte page with the comment: “You will recognize yourself.”

Upload funny pictures and photos from the Internet to your album and tease the young ladies! The reception causes a storm of emotions ranging from surprise to indignation, from excuses to offense! You will get the results you deserve.

Reliable methods help men understand the peculiarities of female psychology and make a girl laugh by communicating on a social network or in a chat.

Complicity, delicacy, a sense of humor and confidence will allow you to withstand the pressure of female emotions in an unforeseen situation!

Dumb but funny jokes with phrases - tackles

I am exactly the temptation that is worth succumbing to. So don't resist. It's useless.

I want to fall asleep on your “horse” every night. Is there any way to arrange this?

Or maybe this foreplay? This bouquet and candy flight? Let's just get married and that's it.

Do you know why I'm such a sucker? Because my parents are sellers of children's goods.

Do you like glamorous steals? I'm not like that, you know that!

You give me more than just butterflies in my stomach. It seems like the whole zoo has gathered in it.

I just got a call from the barn. They said that their most beautiful goat ran away. But I didn't give you away!

And all the fornicators in the world cannot stop the fire that torments me from within. Only you can do this.

Do you know why I'm such a sucker? Because my parents are pharmacists.

I'm a very dear girl. I only prefer restaurants. Exclusively such as McDonald's.

Dance, amigo! I came down to you.

Do you know why my buns are like this? Because my parents are bakers.

Let's choose one thing: either I marry you, or you marry me.

Hello, I'm your Jack Pot. Write down my phone number/address.

A white horse just ran past here. Not yours?