How to drive a man crazy. 10 surefire ways

What to write

First you need to figure out what emotions you need to bring out of a man: positive or negative.
The approaches in these cases will be fundamentally different. If a girl writes to a guy to interest him and pleasantly surprise him, then it is recommended to create an ambivalent impression of her personality. You need to be contradictory: mysterious and straightforward, sad and cheerful, sweet and a little dangerous. A man should have a desire to unravel a woman, to read her like an open book.

Some tips for those who want to interest a guy:

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Do you feel like your life together has become boring and mundane? Do you think that your relationship, in terms of passion and intensity of passions, is far from the love stories so picturesquely and colorfully described in gloss and shown in TV series? Do you miss violent scenes of jealousy , burning eyes, torn clothes and sex in the most unexpected places? Do you want to fuel your relationship with the strongest doping and shake up your quiet family life with an explosion of emotions?

The women's site Beautiful and Successful believes that the surest way to return their primitive passion to a relationship is to anger a man. Read today’s article about how to drive your man crazy

What is the most important thing in the psychology of family life ? That's right - a good quarrel and the ability to drive your beloved man to white heat. Otherwise, he can relax and get used to the fact that you are always there, you always love and no one else needs you. So it's time to get together, dear, and show him where the crayfish spend the winter. And at the same time, check for the presence of tender feelings for you . After all, if he screams, it means he loves, if he is jealous, it means he appreciates, and if he gets drunk because of grief, it means he is smart, sensitive and generally the best.

Well, I, as a certified specialist in driving men into rage, white heat and madness, will give you 10 effective tips.

How to drive a man crazy. 10 surefire ways

1. Criticize him. And everywhere, always, and preferably in front of witnesses. Criticize his way of dressing, his ability to drive a car, the way he lights a cigarette, makes love, tells jokes, walks, dances, eats, sleeps, snores and picks his nose. Shower him with ironic remarks and little gentle barbs like: “Oh, it was so great and very, very short. I didn't even have time to sweat. You’re on top, as always, honey.”
2. Always tell him what to do. After all, without you he is like a little blind kitten. Poke his nose and give him a tsun. Your instructions are especially valuable when he is driving a car, vacuuming, cutting up meat and choosing a new lawn mower.
3. Compare him to other men. It doesn’t matter with whom - with dad, brother, uncle, neighbor, colleague, system administrator, financial director or president. The main thing is that the comparison is clearly not in his favor. It will be especially successful to compare him with your former lovers .
4. Have a heart-to-heart talk with him. Find out if he loves you as before, if he wants you as much as before. Ideal questions would be: “ Do you love me?” Are you really in love? How much do you love? What, even more than this ex of yours?” The main thing here is to ask such questions every free minute, especially trying during sex, a football match and an important meeting with business partners.
5. Clean up his desk. Arrange books in alphabetical order, pens by color, CDs by subject, paper in a neat pile. If you just have an irrepressible desire to piss off your man, you can first peel off and then throw away all the stickers with more or less important information (dates, phone numbers, meeting places).
6. Sensitively sense his mood and act according to the circumstances. I thought that my husband came home from work exhausted and almost crying because of the failed project that he had been poring over for the last 3 months - show sensitivity and participation, tell me how tired you are, how much you miss his warmth and attention. Be sure to ask how you will live for the next month (especially if he was punished with a fine) and find out if he likes your new eyebrow line. If you doubt that your participation is enough for him, you can cry and throw a tantrum . Be sure to accompany her with the phrases: “You don’t love me at all!” and “Mom told the truth...!”
7. Go shopping together. You can set aside a whole weekend for this. After all, you need to go around so many stores, look through and touch so many things! Skirts and blouses, tops and bras, shoes and ballet flats, panties and scarves, hats and belts. Oh, and you also urgently need a new bag, a couple of kitchen towels, garden shears and a collection of recipes for rolling tomatoes.
8. Gossip. A lot, deliciously, with everyone and about everything. You can even talk about your man. It’s possible even with him. Discuss his shortcomings first with your mother, then with Svetka, Milka and Natasha. Later you can call his mother, his next-door neighbor and his secretary. Along the way, find out about the latest news, find out whether Masha gave birth, whether Pashka has arrived, whether Verka and Andrey got married. Don’t forget to ooh, ahh, and make sarcastic remarks.
9. Spill wine on the keyboard of his new laptop , enter the wrong password into his phone...in a row...three times...Break his electric razor, drop his new Swiss watch in the bathroom. You can choose, or you can do it all together? It all depends on your courage and ability to run fast, dodging flying objects.
10. Tell him he's going bald. No comments.

Well, did it work? Oh, you’re not sure that he’s in the right condition and driven to the point of rage? Here you need to focus on the complexion (turned purple, pale, green) and the volume of the phrases he utters (screams loudly, is silent, growls dully).

A few more signs of a mad man:

1. Breaks dishes
2. Throws furniture
3. Splashes with saliva
4. Tears his clothes
5. Makes strange sounds - either sobs, or groans, or just swearing.
6. He leaves the house, slamming the door loudly.

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Sample of Internet correspondence, examples of SMS exciting guys and men

As practice shows, a huge number of women seducing their loved one via SMS for the first time make the same mistake. As a rule, they immediately begin to bombard him with vulgar phrases, thinking that this will turn him on. Undoubtedly, there is a category of guys who will definitely like this behavior. But still, most of the stronger sex like to be intrigued.

Therefore, it will be better if you start your correspondence with an unobtrusive declaration of love or tell him that you had an erotic dream that you would like to bring to life. If you see that a man is interested in what you wrote to him, you can safely move on to more intimate messages, and, if desired, support them with relevant photographs.

SMS exciting guys and men:

• I think about you all day! I want you to be next to me right now, touch me and kiss me tenderly.
• I miss you so much that I think I can smell you in the apartment.
• Darling, it’s only morning, and I’m already looking forward to the evening... I hope you can relax me the same way you did yesterday?
• I’m getting ready to go to bed and don’t know whether to take off your favorite stockings or leave them on. Maybe you can come and help me do this?
• I'm trying to sleep, but I can't. As soon as I close my eyes, I see your beautiful and muscular body and all sorts of vulgarities immediately appear in my head.

A list of pleasant words and phrases that turn on and excite men

I would like to say right away that there are no template phrases that will help you seduce a man. Since representatives of the stronger sex, just like women, have different temperaments, one may get an affectionate nickname that only you know, while another must read frivolous phrases with erotic overtones.

In view of this, before sending an SMS to your chosen one, you should definitely think about whether he will like it. If your significant other is very calm and shy, then it will be better if you start to turn him on with relaxing romantic phrases, for example, write to him that only he makes you laugh and rejoice. If your guy is one of those who loves directness, then feel free to start the correspondence with memories of the previous night together.

A list of pleasant words and phrases that will help you find your loved one:

• You were so sexy this morning that I've been thinking about you all day.
• I remember our morning sex, and my skin breaks out in goosebumps. Maybe we can do it again tonight?
• I dream of caressing your body again and enjoying the beating of your heart.
• If you want to see the most beautiful and mesmerizing striptease, then come tonight
• Tonight I need a handsome and sexy man to help me relax... I hope you are not busy?
• I want to give you a night that you will never forget... I’m waiting for you today at eight
• Honey, can we take a shower together tonight? Just you and me, and, of course, without clothes
• I want to handcuff you to the bed and do everything I’ve been dreaming about for a long time.

Exciting SMS for a guy or a man when he is at work

If you plan to write a couple of exciting SMS to your lover while he is at work, then be prepared for the fact that he will not be able to answer you very quickly. Therefore, if you see that there is no answer after 5 or 10 minutes, then you should not start writing the next one. Be patient and wait until he can give you an answer.

If you start unilaterally bombarding him with erotic phrases, then your persistence may give a completely different result than you wanted. As practice shows, in order for a man to get excited and think about his soul mate all day long, he needs to constantly feel her desire. This means that you will have to play erotic verbal ping-pong the entire time he is at work.

Exciting SMS for a guy:

• I want to see your naked body on my bed again
• Dear, should you warm up dinner or bed in the evening?
• I really want to know if I can count on us getting a little naughty tonight
• Honey, get ready, tonight you will have an unforgettable erotic massage with a pleasant continuation
• Darling, close your eyes and imagine me in your favorite red lingerie. In the evening I will meet you only in it...
• If you think about me then come and do everything you dream of
• How about tonight? Wine, candles and unforgettable sex guaranteed

Wedge with wedge

Not knowing how to take revenge on a guy for cheating, girls often intuitively use one of the most effective methods. To make the offender regret his actions, you need to make him jealous. Demonstrating your success and walking arm-in-arm with a new worthy gentleman will not leave the cheater indifferent. When he feels useless and helpless, the girl can enjoy a triumphant moment. The goal is achieved - and the ex-boyfriend bites his elbows.

Affectionate words for SMS that excite men with your own words

There is an opinion among women that men do not like affectionate words and that only vulgar phrases are acceptable to them. In fact, men also love when they are called affectionately, it just needs to be done not in public, but, for example, in personal correspondence. The right words will help you relax your partner and help make the next night unforgettable.

Therefore, do not be shy and give your loved one a couple of compliments that will definitely melt his heart. But remember, too sweet speeches or poems in this case are still unacceptable. Therefore, telling him that he is divinely beautiful, like a rosebud, is still not worth it. It will be better if you tell your loved one words that will definitely raise his self-esteem.

So:

• Darling, you are so sweet everywhere!
• Darling, I feel so good with you that sometimes it seems that you are unreal
• I love you so much that I can't wait for you to ring my doorbell.
• My only one, no one has ever given me as much pleasure as you
• Every minute spent with you makes me very happy
• I love it when you kiss and hug me... And your hands caressing my body make me lose my mind
• When you leave the bed of our love, I feel very sad
• I want you so much that I think I'll go crazy
• Darling, how would you like to continue in the evening what we started in the morning?
• How I want your lips to caress my body right now

In case of drunkenness

Another big problem. Why does the husband not respect his wife, driving her to nervous breakdowns with his daily drinking and partying? Perhaps he cannot cope with this addiction? Or maybe he doesn’t even try, doing it out of pure selfishness or, even worse, out of spite for his wife?

What to do? To begin with, take into account absolutely all the consequences that his drunkenness affects. If this happens regularly and ruins your plans, he definitely needs to be taught a good lesson.

It is best to present your husband in the most unflattering way possible. Show him how stupid he looks when he's drunk. Give free rein to your imagination by choosing your punishment. You can cover his fingernails with a bright polish and hide the nail polish remover away. Give it only when he asks you for forgiveness. You can draw a mustache with a waterproof marker or write an obscene word on your forehead. You can paint your lips. Or you can even cut the clothes he came in so that in the morning you can ask where he was wearing it.

Intimate stimulating SMS and phrases for correspondence with a guy, a man

As you probably already understood, SMS correspondence can be a wonderful prelude to a stormy night. But still, when deciding on this method of arousing your chosen one, you must remember that the phone cannot convey your emotions. In view of this, it will be better if you try to do this using punctuation marks and emoticons. For example, you can write, darling, I want you very much, and instead of a period, put an emoticon in the form of beautiful scarlet lips at the end of the sentence.

In general, do not spare emoticons, put them in the middle of a sentence or after every word. As practice shows, the less formally a proposal is written, the more emotions it evokes in the person who reads it. Remember, intimate SMS does not have to be vulgar. In order to excite a man, it is not necessary to write to him all the time about his manhood. You can tell him how beautiful, gentle and sexy he is.

An example of intimate stimulating SMS:

• If you liked last night, then I'm ready to repeat it today
• My beloved fireman, today I want you to put out the fire that is raging inside me.
• Maybe you will come to me tonight and I will tell you about all my erotic fantasies
• I dream of how tonight you will lift me again to the very pinnacle of bliss
• Honey, maybe we can go to bed this weekend?
• In half an hour I will take off all my underwear... Be careful not to be late, otherwise you will be left without sweets
• My body yearns for your hugs and kisses...

An example of a beautiful erotic letter to excite a man, a guy from a distance

If you want to really surprise your soulmate, then write her a short erotic letter. Usually men react very violently to such messages and literally immediately after receiving them enter into a very warm and intimate correspondence with the person who sent them.

But still remember that you are not writing a completely standard letter, so in this case you can move away from the welcoming introductions and immediately start writing about your desires.

So:

Honey, you have no idea how much I miss you! Every evening, going to bed without you, I remember our hot nights, and my body begins to ache with desire. I'm counting down the minutes until we can spend our days and nights together again. Just imagine how good it will be to fall asleep and wake up together, and love each other until exhaustion. I can already imagine you walking through the door, picking me up and carrying me into our bedroom, while covering my face and neck with kisses.

Oh God, you can’t even imagine how much I want to quickly feel how your strong hands are pressing my body to you. Beloved, how I want to feel your smell, hear your voice... You may think that I have gone crazy, but in fact I am an ordinary woman who wants her beloved person to fill her body with his body and love again. Come soon, my dear, and you will know how much I miss you!

Sexy SMS, phrases to excite a guy, a man

If you decide to surprise your loved one with sexy phrases, then don’t be shy and try to beautifully tell him about your feelings and sensations while having sex with him. Believe me, if you do this correctly, the man will have a desire to give you even more pleasure. But don’t overdo it, if you see that a man responds quite calmly to your frank messages, then try to use less frivolous phrases.

It is likely that he is not comfortable conducting open correspondence at the moment, or he is simply busy with work. If you want your SMS of a sexual nature to become a prelude to the evening, then wait until the guy makes contact and only after that start telling him about your secret desires.

So:

• I want to feel the heaviness of your body and the tenderness of your hands...
• As soon as you return home, we will immediately have rough sex in the hallway
• Just the thought of feeling you inside my body tonight is driving me crazy.
• I lie there and remember how your tongue wandered along my thighs
• I've already been waiting for you, my sweet candy. How I love the taste of your body
• I want to touch your tight ass with my hands right now
• I bought sheer underwear and I want you to help me take it off

How to excite a guy by talking on the phone or Skype: an example of a conversation

It's much easier to excite a guy over the phone than via SMS. Since in this case you have the opportunity to show emotions more clearly, you can achieve the desired result much faster. Just in order for your conversation to have the desired effect, try not to talk to your loved one for a couple of days before.

Since he misses you, he will perceive everything you say much more acutely. And remember, an exciting conversation should be as intelligible as possible, which means that in this case it is absolutely forbidden to post information very quickly, clumping up the endings of words. It will be better if you pronounce phrases in a languid voice, sometimes allowing yourself a little playfulness.

Phrases that will help excite your loved one:

• I looked at our photos together and got so excited that all my thoughts were only about sex with you
• As soon as you're in my arms, I'll kiss you until you're exhausted.
• Let's stay in bed for ages
• I love looking at your body when you walk around naked
• I want you to take off my clothes right now and take me to bed

Harm the toy

Guys are grown up children. They all have toys, especially their favorite one. It could be a car, a computer, all sorts of trinkets. And a girl can harm these things with the help of tools (hammer, axe, bat), pour paint on them, but there is also a downside. This idea of ​​how to beautifully take revenge on a guy can end sadly for the girl herself. The guy could sue and she could be punished for the damages caused. A less risky option is to sprinkle grain on your car to attract birds.

Poems that excite men

If you want to tickle your soulmate's nerves more seriously, then send her erotic poems. If you have the skills, you can try to put them together yourself and try to use them to show how desirable your chosen one is to you. If you are not good with rhyme, then choose one of the poems that we have selected for you.

Yes, and if you send a poem via SMS, then be sure to add emotions to it with emoticons. Well, if you have the opportunity to say the cherished words over the phone, then remember when reading an erotic poem, laughter and embarrassment are inappropriate. Pronounce all words as correctly as possible, trying to convey your feelings with intonation.

What should you not write to a guy or a man?

If you want your man’s feelings for you to grow stronger every day, then try not to turn SMS flirting into something ordinary. This means that such correspondence should not contain even the slightest hint of a showdown. In addition, such correspondence cannot contain any caustic jokes related to appearance.

Believe me, if you even jokingly start discussing, for example, your significant other’s belly, she will not react to it very well. In view of this, if you want to make some kind of joke at the address of your chosen one, then do it in person so that you have the opportunity to tactilely show him that you like him.

Another taboo in this case is SMS, which will cause jealousy. If you try to tell a guy in this way that you like someone, then with a high probability you can say that he will become very angry.

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Revenge strategy

Before taking revenge on the man who offended you, look at the situation from different angles to calculate the possible outcome. To do this you need to cool down. Perhaps yesterday the partner’s action seemed like the beginning of the end, but today the offended party will perceive it differently.

Psychologists do not advise taking revenge on a man for grievances if a woman continues to be in a relationship with him, since war is a fiasco. But if simple conversations and logical arguments are not able to change anything, and the strength to resist the blank wall has run out, it’s time to choose a punishment for the negligent man. What it will be depends on the extent of the damage caused to you.

Before deciding on a course of action, think over a punishment plan. To do this, think about all the options for the outcome of your planned revenge, weigh all the pros and cons, try to predict your man’s reaction. If he has a hot temper, think twice about whether revenge will bring you serious harm.

Proceed with action only when everything is weighed and sorted.

How to touch a guy's nerves with a regular message?

Capricorn

He hates being woken up very early. We sent him a message at about five in the morning to start “hurting” him.

Taurus

Ask for help in a message. He will definitely “fly” to your aid. He will come, and you will laugh at him. This is how you hit him, starting with the message.

Leo

Leos love praise. Write your guy a long compliment. End your message by saying that you were joking (despite the fact that today is not the first of April).

Aries

Start a “SMS battle” with him. This will hurt his pride, and he will come to sort things out (in all seriousness).

Gemini

Throw a dirty joke into your message. The guy will not take this, to put it mildly, joyfully, since he only adequately accepts vulgarity from his male friends.

Fish

If you call him a “fool,” you will offend and “hurt” him like no one else before.

Scorpio

Remember some incident that could make a guy angry and describe it (briefly). The guy will flare up. So the “desired” thing has been done!

Sagittarius

Pretend to be “spam.” Write the same word thousands of times to specifically “hit” the guy with the message.

Virgo

The Virgo guy loves himself, so your task is to “reduce” his level of self-esteem to zero.

Cancer

The guy's weakest point is his personal life. He always tries to carefully hide it from everyone. Try to find out at least some details from him in this area. This attempt will really “hurt” him and make him think about a lot.

Aquarius

Write a long message praising yourself. Do it with arrogance and sarcasm.

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What not to do

In an obsessive desire to punish the offender, women often do stupid things, for which they later pay bitterly. This is because they are driven by anger, which blocks the mind.

So, what not to do in pursuit of revenge:

• damage someone else's property (scratch a car, break into an apartment, beat equipment in a fit of anger, set fire to his office), for this you can be held accountable;
• injure a negligent man;
• lose your own dignity in the desire to prick the cheater (cheat in response);
• take revenge on a rival (pursue, threaten, ruin her life);
• punish a man through feelings of guilt (try to commit suicide);
• involving innocent people (parents, children, loved ones) in this is unjustified cruelty on your part.

Revenge is still destructive. It can significantly spoil not only the reputation, but also the lives of people. Both for you (if you are obsessed with this feeling) and for the partner who once behaved wrongly. Psychologists advise punishing the offender only if there is no other way to let go of the situation. And if you let off steam through punishment, then only in such a way that it does not harm anyone. It will only be enough for a man to hurt his feelings and deal a blow to his male pride. Everything else is superfluous.

Do you want to “hurt” one of your ex-boyfriends with a message?

Do you hate the guy? Great! There's something for you. Send your guy messages with noticeable irony:

1. “Oh, what a pity! The souvenir you gave me was broken. I can’t give it to you yet.”
2. “I dug into myself for a long time to find sadness - sadness (from parting), but I never found it! It seems to me that we need to separate one more time. We did something wrong."
3. “The affectionate cat misses you…. What a naive and stupid animal! We need to start re-educating the cat.”
4. “Your intimate organ is something! I didn’t know that such a baby could bring so much pleasure! Give him a big hello from me."

Invite a guy to a party. Come up with a date so that he won’t be able to come to you. Don't change anything for him. By this behavior you will show and prove that you are completely indifferent to him. If you write such a message, then you will certainly be able to “hurt” him.

Your boyfriend “bothers” you so much that you no longer know how to get rid of him! Calm down, darling! You're not the only one. Your mobile phone is simply obliged to help you! He has not yet learned to write messages himself. So sit back and choose what message you want to send to the guy.

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Options for writing such messages

First.

“I'm so tired of you! I don't know how to get rid of you. I would give everything in the world for you to leave me alone and not remember my existence! I hate you! These feelings will never change."

Second.

“You are frankly unpleasant to me. I would not like to encounter you on this earth again. Leave me alone if it’s not difficult for you!”

Third.

“Do you understand that I have had another young man for a long time? Forget every digit of my mobile number! If you don’t forget, it will get worse! I will become your constant nightmare!

Don't write to your boyfriend about cheating. You won’t “hurt” him, but you will make him very angry. He will haunt you and will not let you live normally.

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What do manipulations lead to?

Here is a girl sitting, stylishly dressed, sexy, easily playing with a glass of wine and with her whole appearance showing the man why she came on a date.

Around her, the air begins to crackle with tension, and the gentlemen are led to provocation, like a bull to a red rag.

Only after the date, having played the role of a seductress, the girl “merges” with the words “Well, I’m not like that, only after the wedding.”

She plays on male instincts, awakens a hunter in a man who wants to achieve, conquer, conquer.

What's next? The candy-bouquet period is over, your cosmetics have appeared in his bathroom, and the closet is bursting with your things.

The role has been played, and now the guy needs to be restrained somehow. And other manipulations are used.

Life is like running in a vicious circle, because the girl simply doesn’t know any other way to build a relationship.

What's wrong with manipulation?

1. A woman always has to play the chosen role and hope that her partner will not notice the substitution. But men are not idiots.

Here a couple walks past a display case with dresses, and the girl sighs: “Oh, Svetka’s husband bought such a fur coat yesterday, how happy she is, but they keep delaying my salary. And I really want this dress,” and my eyes are already filled with tears.

A provocation will work a couple of times, and then you’ll have to come up with something new. But the partner has already had suspicions, he will be on the alert.

2. A manipulative woman attracts the same men into her life. Will the relationship be happy? Hardly. After all, partners do nothing but look out for each other’s weaknesses and pain points.

3. Internal tension grows in the couple, which often remains unspoken. The man is nervous, trying to understand what games you are playing this time.

Trust, love, respect leave the relationship... And now you are already living on the same square meters as two neighbors. We've finished the game.